i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa